i eat babies.

for a couple weeks. brb.

(not going to be checking the LJ...so don't get mad when I miss shit.)

...give them money. Lots of it. It's one of the only sane things left in this world.

the aminals are trying to communicate with us.

for rape_blossom

Who the fuck waits in line for a phone? Seriously, who CAMPS OUT...some, for 36 FUCKING HOURS....for a phone?
Seriously, camping out for a phone? Just pay a homeless person 20 bucks to hold your spot in line...they would probably be sleeping there anyways.

My only consolation is that when the flue pandemic hits these pasty cube dwelling hipsters will be the first to fall.

I'm this close from buying a machete and a box of hand grenades and becoming a mercenary in some african civil war.

but it is awesome.

This is how rarely I move my car.....it is in google maps.

I found these in a pile on the street outside the police station. seriously... waht?

Made this for sokkmonkey cuz he has been stuck working on the plumbing at his house.
While we all got to enjoy the fourth, he had to lay some pipe and has been stuck at the house all weekend.

So to cheer him up.....

In case all you foreigners out there are left wondering about this crazy holiday we celebrate here on this horrid rock of America, let me 'splain.

It all has to do with a man called Jesus Christ and his dealings with Wan-Hu.

Jesus actually died on the first of July. Catholics later changed facts to suit the story of St. Peter the rabbit, who was canonized in April after he performed the miracle of laying eggs.

Well, as we all know, Jesus died on the first of July. He was entombed. On the third day he rose to heaven...but not quite all the way.
He crash landed in a rice field in china. Wan-Hu, not wanting to spoil the Christians fun and disillusions, strapped Jesus to a bamboo throne with 47 rockets attached and attempted to launch Jesus back up to heaven. Unfortunately the chair exploded over Jerusalem and the resulting display caused great commotion and joy to the people below, unaware that their messiah was among the blast.

That is why to this day we celebrate the fourth with fireworks and barbecued meat.

Cheers!

K.  The first person to get it (the contest) right was cuddlycommando , or "mandy pants" as she is also known.
Her prize is to have a planet re-named after her.  So from now on "uranus" is to be referred to as "mandy's anus."
Make a point to correct people in daily conversation, as that is the only way most folk will ever learn.

Now will someone please update wiki for me?

Kthxbi.

So I have this friend coming into town to visit this other friend. Since I am not at liberty to discuss names or places at this moment I will have to leave you with an graphical representation of how I assume the visit is going to go between the two.

First person to guess who I am talking about gets a cookie. Comments are screened. Let the games begin.

Clue Phrase - *Antiquing*

The girl has no good pictures of me, so here you go.
Me.

...is bad for your shower.

The pride parade was...welll...I don't honestly know.
I don't go to those things to watch the parade, I go to watch the people and drama behind the scenes.
Try it...next time try turning around. At a parade, in an elevator, at a ball game.. wherever. The drama in peoples eyes tells more stories than you would believe.

Here is a beauty shot that animesexbomb practiced some of her retouching skillz on for her port.