i eat babies.

i shot this the other day.

Ancilla Tilia is awesomesauce. Three words...hot dutch playmate.
Playboy sure knows how to pick them over there don't they?
We met one weekend after we were both exhausted from a crazy ass weekend. I was on day 3 of shooting 12 hours a day. She was worn out from a week of fetish events and shooting.
So what to do? Meet up in a fancypants mansion and get her nekkid and in front of my camera.
Never a bad idea.
;)
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Shot Brittany Bao for fierce couture. She is awesome.


link to large.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3452/3359132257_ed03e4c3ce_o.jpg

I made animesexbomb a "my little pony macaroni" valentine.
Gluing my little pony's to paper is hard.

sorry you fucks, I;m deleting a bunch of you.

Nothing personal, but I have waaaay too many people I am watching and don't really care if you are jogging/twittering/cooking pasta/bitching about _________ right now as my life is sooo hectic that I mostly only have time to check lj on my iphone. my flist is taking too long to load. I;m still RSSing a buncha you. but I am moving most things over to facebook or my site.
I'll let you know details later....
Don't worry, I still love some of you....but the rest can eat my balls. You decide which category you fall into.

Hey, sokkmonkey , ever notice how much the swedish chef resembles Rolf?
please..post relevant pics in comments if avail..

Anyone who knows about my prints knows that I don't often release prints, and when I do they are single edition, one of a kind prints.

Well, an occasion has arrived where I am releasing an awesome print.

Miss Micaela has found herself moving into a new apartment on unexpected short notice and all money from the sale of this print go straight to her move.

Micaela is such a unique, inspiring individual that this is the least I could do to help.

Printed and matted by me with care and sent along with a personal note from the model herself. Signed by both Micaela and I this is your chance to own an addictedimage original.

Bidding ends in 4 days so hurry up!

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twitter...
nao on they.
fyi.

http://twitter.com/addictedimage

Another installment of sokkmonkey theater! YAY!!!!!

Download pic, modify talk bubble and repost in comments. You know the drill.

4in the morning makes you do wacky things like paint a moustache on Mischa so she looks like a little Mexican boy.

Now I just have to teach her to use the hedge trimmers and I'm set.

optimus rhyme rocks.

animesexbomb's birthday was on saturday, but we partied a little too hard and I'm just getting around to posting this slideshow.




The HD version is much better, follow this link to play it and watch it fullscreen.

p.s. since I wanted this to be postable on youtube I needed it to be mostly work safe, but you have no idea how hard it was to find ~40 pictures of this girl actually wearing clothes. It's like she's allergic to them or something.

Another broken nose. Guess this isn't the week for my face. At least I broke his worse.

Someone threw a beer bottle at the guy who runs the burger joint near my house and of course I had to jump up and bust his nose. I just wasn't fast enough to duck his punch. Swallowing your own blood with someone elses blood splattered on your hands keeps you alive.

...used to work for Mossad.
By the end of the visit I told her everything she wanted to know.

-How to bring home some grade-A Christmas booty-


Mischa asked me to go shopping for a present for a girl at her work that she wants to bring home.



Do I know how to shop for a girl, or what?



;)

I'm going crazy. I miss my bike.
No, miss is not the right word....more like cannot live without.
Like I have cancer and the bike is my chemo.
Like I'm Japan and the bike is my fucked up gameshow.
Like I'm gay and the bike is my giant glitter covered golden cock that will finally satisfy my emptiness.

I miss waking up on a cold day and trying to coax my bike to life over a smoke and black coffee.
The smell of a zippo and an engine running too rich make me hard.

I miss always smelling like gasoline and old spice. Its mixture combines to make the most powerful pheromone on the planet.
Panties explode off of women when they smell it.

I miss sitting in a lavender soap bubblebath with a glass of whiskey, cutting gravel out of my forearms with a pen-knife.
The way the blood swirls off the gravel as it sinks into the blue water is poetry without words.

I miss sitting on the tarmac at laguna seca in full leathers when the track temp reaches 130 degrees.
With every breath that ricochets off my visor I can smell the adrenaline boiling in my blood.

I miss climbing on top of my bike and easing into the seat like you would a woman.
Grabbing a handful of a hydraulic clutch, pliable like a nice firm breast. Flicking the accelerator that is as sensitive and unforgiving as a clit.
You treat it tenderly until it warms up, then you hunker down, drag it to the ground, open it up and ride so hard and fast your eyes roll back and you struggle to breath.


I think I've healed enough from my last big crash to survive my next one.
Time to get another bike.

Sitting in the waiting room at the Chinese medical building watching the disney chanel suddenly I realize why kids are so fucked up. After just 5 minutes I want to drink the special kool-aid and fall asleep in the lord.

Originally published at addictedimage. You can comment here or there.

Wearing corset by antiseptic, princess dress and head piece by diaspora.

Mischa and Micaela are getting a little loopy from the lack of sleep.

Originally published at addictedimage. You can comment here or there.

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